Tiger Woods, 10 years ago today, released the first-ever reality-based "sexumentary," entitled So You Think You Can Hump?, in which Woods attempted to have sex with 50 different women in 5 days. Before the show was even aired, several experts declared this task to be "impossible" and "inhumane." One sexologist even proclaimed, "It just doesn't work that way." Apparently, it did work that way, because Woods ended up screwing an astounding 77 women in 5 days, a record for a reality-based sexumentary that was recently broken by former President Barack Obama's show entitled Yes, I Can.
As we all know, Tiger Woods hates to lose. Multiple sources have confirmed that Woods is leaving his home on Planet F-3-ajeX to return to Earth in hopes of shattering Obama's new record. It is rumored that Woods is setting his goal a bit higher this time and he is going to attempt to sleep with 200 women in 10 days. It's been 10 years since Tiger's first show aired, but many believe he still has what it takes. One executive informed me that in order to generate more buzz for the show they plan to change the name from So You Think You Can Hump? to Bitches, Blondes, and Bodies.
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