Jeff Probst Retires

Jeff Probst, the host of the long-time reality television show Survior, has retired after 67 seasons with the show. Probst has hosted all 67 seasons, except two. In the 55th season, Probst decided he wanted to be a contestant and gave Survivor: Mars a try. Probst was the first castaway kicked off the planet. Probst swore never to play the game again, until last season when he gave it another go on Survivor: Venus. He once again proved that he didn't have what it takes to play the game and was the first castaway kicked off the planet. Probst has been publicly humiliated for his poor performance, throwing temper tantrums, and trying to seduce the other castaways, women and men. Sources confirm that Probst is retiring due to his lack of ability to "survive." A new host for the show has not been determined, but Morgan Freeman Jr., appears to be the front runner for the job.