After 24 seasons of fist-pumping and grenade-humping, the cast of Jersey Shore have decided to call it quits. Over the years, there have been so many ups and downs -- from Ronnie's battle with steroids to The Situation's 1,000th non-consensual sex partner/STD Man of the Year award to J-Wow's sex-change and to Pauly D's struggle against HIV. The Situation has compared the cast's departure to the deaths of Gandhi, Mother Teresa, and Michael Jackson... combined. Shnookie was quoted saying in a drug-induced state, "There has never been a show like this." When asked by the reporter, "What about The Real World?" she simply replied, "This is the real world...silly."
One source confirmed yesterday that Jersey Shore isn't finished just yet. Apparently, MTV plans to bring on a whole new batch of guidos and guidettes and plans to take the cast away from the Jersey Shore and everything that they know is real. One executive was quoted as saying, "The past 24 seasons have been great, sort of. We are in negotiations right now to have the new cast go to the Moon, where no booze, tanning, or fist-pumping is tolerated. I think this could bring a whole new dynamic to the show." Is taking the new cast members away from everything that they know a good idea?
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